terrifiesthem:

• ^{❛ whatever it is you’re looking for … i’m not it. ❜}
• ^{❛ books are great, but they don’t hold all the answers. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you got half a life left to live, my friend. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you see, what worries me the most is that you’ve been in a hole so long that it’s become home. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ wow. that was sexist, racist, and demeaning all of my abilities all in one sentence. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what time is it? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you brought this on yourself! ❜}
  
• ^{❛ don’t you ever say that again. you got that? ❜}
• ^{❛ you’re not the only ghost in this town. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ truth is … i was past caring. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ holy shit. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what the hell, why not? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you’re still all heart, huh? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ drink? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ been flirting with the idea of going full man-bun. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i’ll keep that in mind. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i wanna help, but not if it’s gonna get someone killed. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you think you’re okay and then something just brings it all back. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i don’t know if i would kiss him or slap him. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ don’t even think about it. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ tonight’s the night you’re gonna die. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ never off-duty, huh? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i’m calling the shots now. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you need me! ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you always talk this much? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ piece of shit. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ now all you got is the nightmare. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you want me to tell you it’s okay so that if this all blows up, it won’t be your fault. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you always were good at putting people back together. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i know that it makes it easier for you if you make me the enemy, but i’m not. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you are shitting me. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ shit you not. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i dream, i see that guy. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what the hell is it that you do anyways? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ hey, you shut your mouth. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you don’t know shit. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ looks to me like we’re hiding evidence. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ and now you’re closing yourself off, find it hard to trust people. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i’m the best. others will let me down. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i didn’t have a choice. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i could have killed you. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ and you don’t find that kinda scary? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ why don’t you sit down? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i don’t do partners. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you ever think about, maybe, quality over quantity? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ god made me this way for a reason, bro. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i think this is a trap. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i think if we do this, men are gonna die. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you just don’t bleed out, you hear me? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what’d you say? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i cannot let you do that. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ god damn it. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ the hell is that? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you wanna go up against him/her/them with a pink ruger and no ammo? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ grow up. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ that’s not happening, alright? not on my watch. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what if we got you a little pair of green tights and a pointy cap with a feather in it? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ don’t bother me. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ want me to leave? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ tough guy, huh? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i’m useless. ❜}
• ^{❛ did i get anything right? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ it was good. i just made it better. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ turns out i suck at guitar. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ that’s what joe did. don’t be like joe. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what, are you gonna puke? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you sure about this? ❜}
  
• ^{❛ it’s nothing. i’m fine. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ please don’t do this. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ i can’t do this. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ pissed off beats scared every time. ❜}
  
• ^{❛ what did i do? i got my hands … i got my hands dirty, you piece of shit! ❜}
  
• ^{❛ you stay out of my way. ❜}