crimefought:

cillianhelps:

• “New Year’s is always the year’s biggest letdown.”
• “So, what are your resolutions?”
• “I swear, if I have to hear ‘Auld Lang Syne’ one more time…”
• “Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal… happy new year’s from [location].”
• “What have you accomplished this year?”
• “This year sucked. Good riddance.”
• “Let’s hope this year goes better than the last one…”
• “There’s a party at [name]’s house. You coming?”
• “We’re headed to Times Square to watch the ball drop. You can tag along if you want.”
• “Hey, last year of [politician your character doesn’t like]!”
• “Just think of all the video games and movies that are being released this year…”
• “No champagne for me. Designated driver.”
• “Giving up chocolate for new year’s? I give it a week.”
• “We’ve had a big year.”
• “I plan to hit five parties before midnight.”
• “3… 2… 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
• “Want a party hat?”
• “Champagne?”
• “Three biggest moments from this year?”
• “It’s nearly midnight… have you seen my date?”
• “Ah, yes, it’s almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at.”
• “This time last year, I was living in a motel. This is definitely an improvement.”
• “I’ve heard ‘Auld Lang Syne’ six times tonight and it’s only 11:30.”
• “And to think, this time last year I was dating you.”
• “I need someone to kiss at midnight. You up to it?”
• “I need your help. I want to kiss [name] at midnight, and I need you to help me make it happen.”
• “It’s New Year’s. Aren’t we supposed to be making out?”
• “Oh, God, my ex is here. Pass the champagne.”
• “Look, I know you’d rather be in bed, but could you at least pretend to be excited?”
• “A toast to my amazing friends, and to the new year!”
• “I should’ve been in bed two hours ago.”
• “Are you sure [name] is up to stay awake until midnight? I mean, s/he’s only [age]…”
• “Psst. Hey. Hey, wake up. It’s midnight. Make your resolutions.”
• “I swear, if next New Year’s, we’re in the same place we are now, shoot me. Just do it. I’m serious. Just shoot me.”
• “I remember when I’d get so excited for New Year’s…”
• “Y'know, New Year’s sort of loses its punch when you stay up until 2 AM every night anyway…”
• “I like to think we grew up this year.”
• “No firecrackers this year. The neighbors complained.”
• “I’m tipsy, covered in streamers, surrounded by hung over people, I have Auld Lang Syne stuck in my head, and I don’t know where my cell phone is. It is New Year’s.”
• “You know, under the circumstances, I think this isn’t such a bad impromptu New Year’s party.”
• “I can’t believe you gave our son/daughter champagne!”
• “Come on, it’s New Year’s Eve, you can’t spend the whole party hiding in the bathroom!”
• “How much longer?”
• “Any good New Year’s specials on?”
• “I’ve had a glass of champagne, I made my resolution, I watched the clock strike midnight. I’m going to bed.”
• “You’re crazy. That place is always a zoo on New Year’s.”
• “Just pick an outfit so we can go. I mean, it’s just a New Year’s party, it’s not a black-tie event.”
• “We should probably get back to the party.”
• “What are you doing out here on the roof? The party’s inside.”
• “Snow on New Year’s! Wish it had bothered to show up for Christmas…”
• “Where’s [name]? S/he’s my ride.”
• “I rented a limo. We are arriving to that party in style.”
• “To 2018. May it not totally fuck us in the ass.”