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ohhfrack-a: SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —– and...

Mon, 07 May 2018 08:00:44 -0700

_{SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —–
and those are the kind of girls who try to save wolves
instead of running from them.}

_{private & selective & canon divergent, cherished by alexys. pc.}

ohhfrack-a: SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —– and...

Sun, 06 May 2018 16:00:41 -0700

ohhfrack-a:

_{SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —–
and those are the kind of girls who try to save wolves
instead of running from them.}

_{private & selective & canon divergent, cherished by alexys. pc.}

ohhfrack-a: SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —– and...

Sun, 06 May 2018 08:00:39 -0700

ohhfrack-a:

_{SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —–
and those are the kind of girls who try to save wolves
instead of running from them.}

_{private & selective & canon divergent, cherished by alexys. pc.}

psa.

Sat, 05 May 2018 16:00:49 -0700

ohhfrack-a:

hiya friends ! so as you may have noticed I’ve turned my blog into an A for Archived and I will be at the same url but I will be changing a lot about Felicity. Since I don’t watch Arrow, she will be heavily headcanon based and canon divergent. I’ll also be changing her fc to Gina Rodriguez, it’s not a decision i’m making lightly and I could go on and on about how important the representation of a hispanic fc is for me especially for a character i connect just so so much with and honestly if you want all of my reasons i’d be happy to give them. I just wanted to make this post to let you all know that i understand i’m flaky af and sometimes it’s hard to be like oh, yeah i’m gonna follow this person even though they’re changing everything bc I truly appreciate everyone who follows through my pitfalls and moments of doubt and uncertainty and definite anxiety about what i’m doing and if i’m doing it right. I love you all, here’s the link ( it is dash only for now ) if you wanna follow there and unfollow here, I know i hate having a bunch of A blogs in my follows and i definitely understand if you don’t want to follow at all ! thank you ! 💖💖💖

psa.

Sat, 05 May 2018 08:00:44 -0700

ohhfrack-a:

hiya friends ! so as you may have noticed I’ve turned my blog into an A for Archived and I will be at the same url but I will be changing a lot about Felicity. Since I don’t watch Arrow, she will be heavily headcanon based and canon divergent. I’ll also be changing her fc to Gina Rodriguez, it’s not a decision i’m making lightly and I could go on and on about how important the representation of a hispanic fc is for me especially for a character i connect just so so much with and honestly if you want all of my reasons i’d be happy to give them. I just wanted to make this post to let you all know that i understand i’m flaky af and sometimes it’s hard to be like oh, yeah i’m gonna follow this person even though they’re changing everything bc I truly appreciate everyone who follows through my pitfalls and moments of doubt and uncertainty and definite anxiety about what i’m doing and if i’m doing it right. I love you all, here’s the link ( it is dash only for now ) if you wanna follow there and unfollow here, I know i hate having a bunch of A blogs in my follows and i definitely understand if you don’t want to follow at all ! thank you ! 💖💖💖

psa.

Fri, 04 May 2018 16:00:44 -0700

ohhfrack-a:

hiya friends ! so as you may have noticed I’ve turned my blog into an A for Archived and I will be at the same url but I will be changing a lot about Felicity. Since I don’t watch Arrow, she will be heavily headcanon based and canon divergent. I’ll also be changing her fc to Gina Rodriguez, it’s not a decision i’m making lightly and I could go on and on about how important the representation of a hispanic fc is for me especially for a character i connect just so so much with and honestly if you want all of my reasons i’d be happy to give them. I just wanted to make this post to let you all know that i understand i’m flaky af and sometimes it’s hard to be like oh, yeah i’m gonna follow this person even though they’re changing everything bc I truly appreciate everyone who follows through my pitfalls and moments of doubt and uncertainty and definite anxiety about what i’m doing and if i’m doing it right. I love you all, here’s the link ( it is dash only for now ) if you wanna follow there and unfollow here, I know i hate having a bunch of A blogs in my follows and i definitely understand if you don’t want to follow at all ! thank you ! 💖💖💖

SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —– and those are the...

Fri, 04 May 2018 10:58:57 -0700

_{SOME GIRLS ARE FULL OF HEARTACHE and poetry —–
and those are the kind of girls who try to save wolves
instead of running from them.}

_{private & selective & canon divergent, cherished by alexys. pc.}

psa.

Fri, 04 May 2018 10:04:04 -0700

hiya friends ! so as you may have noticed I’ve turned my blog into an A for Archived and I will be at the same url but I will be changing a lot about Felicity. Since I don’t watch Arrow, she will be heavily headcanon based and canon divergent. I’ll also be changing her fc to Gina Rodriguez, it’s not a decision i’m making lightly and I could go on and on about how important the representation of a hispanic fc is for me especially for a character i connect just so so much with and honestly if you want all of my reasons i’d be happy to give them. I just wanted to make this post to let you all know that i understand i’m flaky af and sometimes it’s hard to be like oh, yeah i’m gonna follow this person even though they’re changing everything bc I truly appreciate everyone who follows through my pitfalls and moments of doubt and uncertainty and definite anxiety about what i’m doing and if i’m doing it right. I love you all, here’s the link ( it is dash only for now ) if you wanna follow there and unfollow here, I know i hate having a bunch of A blogs in my follows and i definitely understand if you don’t want to follow at all ! thank you ! 💖💖💖

….i might …. be doing … a thing with this blog. stay tuned or don’t if you...

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 07:15:15 -0700

….i might …. be doing … a thing with this blog. stay tuned or don’t if you don’t wanna 😘😘

me, drags myself out of the ocean gasping for breath: sup

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 06:43:52 -0700

me, drags myself out of the ocean gasping for breath: sup

new year's / new year's eve starters

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 23:32:47 -0700

crimefought:

cillianhelps:

“New Year’s is always the year’s biggest letdown.”

“So, what are your resolutions?”

“I swear, if I have to hear ‘Auld Lang Syne’ one more time…”

“Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal… happy new year’s from [location].”

“What have you accomplished this year?”

“This year sucked. Good riddance.”

“Let’s hope this year goes better than the last one…”

“There’s a party at [name]’s house. You coming?”

“We’re headed to Times Square to watch the ball drop. You can tag along if you want.”

“Hey, last year of [politician your character doesn’t like]!”

“Just think of all the video games and movies that are being released this year…”

“No champagne for me. Designated driver.”

“Giving up chocolate for new year’s? I give it a week.”

“We’ve had a big year.”

“I plan to hit five parties before midnight.”

“3… 2… 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

“Want a party hat?”

“Champagne?”

“Three biggest moments from this year?”

“It’s nearly midnight… have you seen my date?”

“Ah, yes, it’s almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at.”

“This time last year, I was living in a motel. This is definitely an improvement.”

“I’ve heard ‘Auld Lang Syne’ six times tonight and it’s only 11:30.”

“And to think, this time last year I was dating you.”

“I need someone to kiss at midnight. You up to it?”

“I need your help. I want to kiss [name] at midnight, and I need you to help me make it happen.”

“It’s New Year’s. Aren’t we supposed to be making out?”

“Oh, God, my ex is here. Pass the champagne.”

“Look, I know you’d rather be in bed, but could you at least pretend to be excited?”

“A toast to my amazing friends, and to the new year!”

“I should’ve been in bed two hours ago.”

“Are you sure [name] is up to stay awake until midnight? I mean, s/he’s only [age]…”

“Psst. Hey. Hey, wake up. It’s midnight. Make your resolutions.”

“I swear, if next New Year’s, we’re in the same place we are now, shoot me. Just do it. I’m serious. Just shoot me.”

“I remember when I’d get so excited for New Year’s…”

“Y'know, New Year’s sort of loses its punch when you stay up until 2 AM every night anyway…”

“I like to think we grew up this year.”

“No firecrackers this year. The neighbors complained.”

“I’m tipsy, covered in streamers, surrounded by hung over people, I have Auld Lang Syne stuck in my head, and I don’t know where my cell phone is. It is New Year’s.”

“You know, under the circumstances, I think this isn’t such a bad impromptu New Year’s party.”

“I can’t believe you gave our son/daughter champagne!”

“Come on, it’s New Year’s Eve, you can’t spend the whole party hiding in the bathroom!”

“How much longer?”

“Any good New Year’s specials on?”

“I’ve had a glass of champagne, I made my resolution, I watched the clock strike midnight. I’m going to bed.”

“You’re crazy. That place is always a zoo on New Year’s.”

“Just pick an outfit so we can go. I mean, it’s just a New Year’s party, it’s not a black-tie event.”

“We should probably get back to the party.”

“What are you doing out here on the roof? The party’s inside.”

“Snow on New Year’s! Wish it had bothered to show up for Christmas…”

“Where’s [name]? S/he’s my ride.”

“I rented a limo. We are arriving to that party in style.”

“To 2018. May it not totally fuck us in the ass.”

Audio

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 21:26:03 -0700

Touch Meme

Tue, 26 Dec 2017 22:51:20 -0700

alannasroleplaymemes:

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing
➡ Smack dat ass
➢Grope them
➣ Slap their hand away
➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them
➥ Rub their back
➧ Massage their shoulders
➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs
➚Tickle them
➙ Pinch them
➛Poke them
➜ Play with mine’s hair
➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 23:58:31 -0700

meme → accepting !!

❛ Gina and I mean this is the most loving way…you legitimately scare me. ❜

felicity on christmas eve/christmas day:

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 22:22:47 -0700

felicity on christmas eve/christmas day:

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 19:59:39 -0700

( not so ) BREAKING NEWS: I would die for Ki and not just because she forgot she sent this to me and sent it to me twice meaning I got TWO amazing person awards when, in fact, she is is the one who deserves an infinity amount of them.

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 13:38:22 -0700

littlelovelymemes:

✰ — — * PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything. ’
‘ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. ’
‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’
‘ don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. ’
‘ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. ’
‘ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers. ’
‘ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. ’
‘ i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it. ’
‘ i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. ’
‘ when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is. ’
‘ i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. ’
‘ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. ’
‘ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad. ’
‘ you’re like an angel with no wings. ’
‘ oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’ ’
‘ you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard! ’
‘ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’ ’
‘ oh my god, your boobs are dead. ’
‘ i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable! ’
‘ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle! ’
‘ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. ’
‘ guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. ’
‘ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost? ’
‘ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. ’
‘ i know this and i love you. ’
‘ that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this. ’
‘ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful. ’
‘ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed. ’
‘ i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing! ’
‘ i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops. ’
‘ i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired. ’
‘ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well. ’
‘ i can’t go because i don’t want to. ’
‘ i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me! ’
‘ i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here. ’
‘ i’m just gonna leave early and go home. ’
‘ if any of you need anything at all, too bad. ’
‘ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets. ’
‘ dance up on me! ’
‘ i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move. ’
‘ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved. ’
‘ you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid. ’
‘ you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once. ’
‘ i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’ ’
‘ bababooey. ’
‘ mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?! ’
‘ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead. ’
‘ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ’
‘ i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. ’
‘ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel. ’
‘ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor. ’
‘ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe. ’
‘ you’re as guilty as you are sexy. ’
‘ this maze is like a maze. ’
‘ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens. ’
‘ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again. ’
‘ no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks! ’
‘ i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t. ’
‘ with all due respect, you’re a major dick. ’
‘ the calzones… betrayed me? ’
‘ who hasn’t had gay thoughts? ’
‘ do you think a depressed person could make this? no! ’
‘ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later? ’
‘ three words: treat. yo. self. ’
‘ treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year! ’
‘ i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to. ’
‘ monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc? ’
‘ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus. ’
‘ i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab! ’
‘ well, you suck at being polite, sir. ’
‘ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand. ’
‘ three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?! ’
‘ math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need. ’
‘ your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ’
‘ just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow. ’
‘ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this. ’
‘ she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her. ’
‘ no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me. ’
‘ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm. ’
‘ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that. ’
‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’
‘ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby. ’
‘ you beautiful tropical fish. ’
‘ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch! ’
‘ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask? ’
‘ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late. ’
‘ it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t. ’
‘ i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you. ’
‘ you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands. ’
‘ i hate people. ’
‘ you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy. ’
‘ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. ’
‘ what? i love garbage. ’
‘ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying. ’
‘ i want to be burned at the stake. ’
‘ i’m going to murder you a thousand times. ’
‘ people who buy things are suckers. ’
‘ this is 100% certified for realskis. ’
‘ well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together. ’
‘ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’ ’
‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’
‘ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours. ’
‘ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude. ’
‘ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being. ’
‘ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it. ’
‘ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you. ’
‘ i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. ’
‘ everything hurts and i’m dying. ’

‘ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay. ’
‘ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad. ’
‘ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator. ’
‘ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count. ’
‘ what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?! ’
‘ oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk. ’
‘ i do say the cutest stuff. ’
‘ i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed! ’
‘ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane. ’
‘ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths! ’
‘ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing. ’
‘ i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ’
‘ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you. ’
‘ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go! ’
‘ i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well. ’
‘ ovaries before brovaries. ’
‘ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. ’
‘ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. ’
‘ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible. ’
‘ i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross. ’
‘ i love games that turn people against each other. ’
‘ i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away. ’
‘ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk. ’
‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’
‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’
‘ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would. ’

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 18:30:47 -0700

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’ 2" because he loves cuddles

shitpostgenerator:sometimes i scare the goverment

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 19:14:48 -0700

shitpostgenerator:

sometimes i scare the goverment

haybalemaze: After you died, I needed a channel for my grief. I...

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 17:59:19 -0700

haybalemaze:

After you died, I needed a channel for my grief. I found it in becoming the Black Canary. I found it in you. For me, being the Canary was never that positive. Then don’t be the Canary. Be a hero in the light.